Less Lost, but still Lost.

I think that if you're going to read my blog, you'll have to start watching Lost. Well, not only watch it; but you have watch it on the day it airs, because I write spoilers.

Tuesday's eppy was about Benjamin Linus. It was a great story. Very touching.
But I'm still confused about the parallel lives.

Here, he was a history teacher and worked at the same school with John Locke, who is still alive and he's good, not like the evil creature he has become.
On the island, the smoke monster, John Locke-lookalike, is not only super evil, a monster, immortal; but he's also a magician that can set you free when curly-haired, big-lipped ladies trap you.

It's really a shame that I don't know her name and I have to call her names like a mean 6-year old.

Anyway, but I find this big lip lady not as tough as Ana Lucia (who we all like to call Ana Lulu) because she cried (pfffft!!) with a story Linus told her (Linus who killed her father figure, Jacob). Yes, that, but she also needs some tattoos, and maybe an eyebrow or tongue piercing. She also needs to have Kate's arms.

Miles and Hurley (Hugo) talk to dead people.
Miles can talk to graves and ashes, while Hugo sees the deceased. Now, that takes real talent. I think a power like that could help solving so many crimes.
You could ask the dead "How did you die? who killed you?" and so the world would be a much happier place, like the place in Pushing Daisies!!! (Ohhh I miss that show!) where they solved crimes by asking these questions while they ate always delicious-looking pie.
Now, that defines happiness to me.

Hugo sees dead people, but he's not losing weight. I've totally lost hope, after 6 seasons you would think island life would have slimmed him down a bit; BUT NOOOOOOO, he goes on his silly little adventures and finds cars (so he stops walking around), golf courses (lazy sport, requires the use of 3 muscles at the most), and then he manages to find buckets of Ranch dressing and Peanut butter!!! OH PLEEEEASE!!

Now,

On my blog I've never mentioned Richard.
I really like it that he wears eyeliner (Egyptian theme again, See???), so now he finally told us that he's neither vampire nor cyborg. So why is he immortal?


I've also forgotten to talk about Kenny Rodgers. He's so cool. I love that guy! He doesn't harm anyone, helps the good guys, seems to always be in a good mood, wears pilot clothes, and now he shaved his face which makes him look younger, cleaner, and less Kenny Rodger-y.

So, there are 6 "candidates" left:

Kwon (Jin or Jeun)
Sayid
Hugo
Kate
Jack

and

SAWYER!!! (OMG another eppy without Sawyer!! ABC what are you doing to us? My eyes are Sawyer-starved)

Finally, Widmore.
Widmore is there, inside a submarine.
For a second I thought that he could have been the smoke monster; but it's got to be Jack's dad. At this point, do you get the feeling that I might be right?
I hope I'm right.
If I'm right, I'll make cupcakes for all of you.

See ya next week!! (To talk about Lost, of course. Because I'm sure I'll blog before that. You know how much I like to talk, write, whatever)